Good, you are here! Please enjoy.

Welcome!
You are here at the dusty and old Cobwebbed Room, please pull up a chair. Sorry about the Rat knawing at your shoe, or the spider weaving a web around your arms and legs; it's just that we don't receive visitors often and the spider only wraps webs around those it likes, so think yourself fortunate. The ones that have visited that have not stayed, because of their constant nagging [Ooohh this place is a disgrace, when was the last time you cleaned up, get that rat off my ass.....] were dragged from the Rat's clutches and lowered out of the room into the underground vaults [I think there is a way out...eventually].
So please be civil, it's only a little decoration and entertainment, its all good fun, I want to share with you my delicacies from the Cobwebbed room's archives of HORRRRRRROOOOOOORRRR.